Looking up at the Empire State Building from 34th Street. January 18th, 2012.
You’re not helping, dude.
Pair programming.
The Washington Monument, and a bunch of construction cranes at the National Museum of African American History and Culture construction site. May 10th, 2012.
“Life — and I don’t suppose I’m the first to make this comparison — is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman (via afewreasonablewords)
District of Columbia War Memorial, Washington, DC. March 3rd, 2012.
Jackpot.
Until today, I had only seen these things in TV and movies. I almost didn’t think they existed.
Andrew Jackson in Lafayette Park, Washington, DC. March 30th, 2012.
I love automated phone systems
PNC: Welcome to PNC. Please say your user ID, or enter it on your keypad. If you don’t remember it, please say so, or press 1.
Me: I don’t remember it.
PNC: Are you already a PNC customer?
Me: Yes.
PNC: If you’re already a PNC customer, please say the last four digits of your social security number, or enter it on your keypad.
Me: I don’t have one.
PNC: I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Please say the last four digits of your social security number, or enter it on your keypad.
Me: FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU
PNC: Please wait while we transfer your call to one of our representatives.
Remember when Bart and Milhouse went on a syrup bender at the Kwik-E-Mart? Yeah.
There should be an HTTP status code for “you’re doing it wrong”.
I love you. April 27th, 2012.
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