Last night I was sitting in the audience of Saturday Night Live, and while the Foo Fighters were playing, the President of Tumblr, who was playing lead guitar for the Foos, suddenly stopped playing and we got into a really heated argument about Chávez while Dave Grohl laughed, which got me so upset that I had to be taken to Seattle Grace Hospital, where I died just like everyone who ever sets foot in that hospital.

Huh.