You are led by a cheery hostess […] past giant television screens showing an endless loop of Mr. Fieri opening his goatee-framed sphincter-mouth to welcome a panoply of fried matter.
The most amazing sentence I’ve read all week, from The New York Observer’s review of Guy Fiery’s restaurant.
  1. frageelay said: "He pooped on a pile of bright shiny poop" is my favorite.
  2. treets said: "SERVICE The well-meaning staff seems to realize that this is not a real restaurant" aaaaand I died.
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