Message 1, from Rochester, NY:

Hey. Good morning and said he had drinking my coffee and your number past that site instead. That’d give you a call and tell you wonderful things like I have a lot of you had a question now so i’m so serious. I was wondering is there any like hi dirty little secret info and and guilty pleasure, anything like that, but I really need to talk about excellent this end of the there and on your on your little secrets. Hey. My name is gotta do something and then date. Thank you. Anyway, I hope you have a packet of that. Hi.

Switch to decaf, Rochester! As for dirty little secrets & guilty pleasures… I have to confess that… I really enjoy Phil Collins’s music. So there you go.

Message 2, from Kathleen at Global Force, a top-secret elite special ops crime-fighting organization:

Hi Jim, all your mcKinney take because I just figured out held a call from Global Force. This is Kathleen texting me. By the way. And okay. Hospital Drive my son so. Okay bye.

OK! See you back at Global Force HQ!

Message 3, from Shawna:

Hey V, This is Shawna. You met me once in San Francisco. We got the bus together and I would like to. I know I’m going to do, the short 3. Car Total car green for you for your listening pleasure reading okay. So your present situation. In the 7. A technical I don’t know that your past HI situation. Ohh my gosh. I don’t believe it, the ethical I need to show up. And Your future is the heard it. Okay, so you’re past days. If you have been working really, really hard and you are waiting for something to come along, right. That’s what the 567. That’s what the 7 A P because it says that you are working hard and waiting for the fruits of your labor to right right in. And then your present situation also very much about work. It’s a guy who’s making technical, with his hands so you are still working. You’re still just making it. As much as you can and you’re doing a really good job at your job as well, and your future. For some reason. Doesn’t have to be about your job Hall at the permit the hermit, and it’s a thing of quite interest Section, and philosophical finding out. Kind of like somebody went on a sabbatical. Thanks. Bye. So, there you know, Frito operating June. I hope it works out great for you alright. Talk to you later. Bye.

I remember you, Shawna. You ate a sourdough bear’s brains, how could I forget that? Thank you so much for the total car green. I hope all of that is true.

Message 4, from Annie:

Some people are putting their google voice number top and I’d like to leave a message. Leave me a funny message and every message i leave is worse than the one that I left before it, like I, I. I sound like my IQ is dropping. But every single one. So I decided to call you because you’re you know that stupid on the phone HI, This.

Nonsense, I love your messages.

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